talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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