i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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