i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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