Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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