I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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