I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
It's just like the Real World with babies
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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