I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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