butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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