Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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