Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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