i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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