Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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