you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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