guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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