Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you will always have a special place in my vag
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
