North Korea, Best Korea!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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