legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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