Kiss
Puke
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Everclear isn't food dammit
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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