idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
