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hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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