yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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