Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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