ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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