in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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