well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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