you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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