At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Just pee around me
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
don't judge my taste in strippers
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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