I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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