Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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