Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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