there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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