she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
So apparently I’m into choking now
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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