I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol