Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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