Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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