Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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