do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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