Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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