carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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