Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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