I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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