I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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