he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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