Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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