She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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