My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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