yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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