Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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