I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I am naked and annoyed.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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