just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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