what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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