also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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