just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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