Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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