Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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