my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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